VictoriaTheLoveless
Victoria Lauren Luna Alexander
March 23rd, March 11th, February 8th.
Engaged.
Let me tell you a story about this bitch I used to know, said her name was princess peach dont let nobody know. This is my domain, quit fucking with my heart. She's pretty like a diamond, she play me like a fool. So yes I did snatch her, I wanted to kidnap her. I'm the fucking king, Ill watch you in your slumber. I'm the mighty bowser, get aquanted with my teeth. Fire shooting out from the bottom of my chest, the hatred that I feel will never let me rest. Yet till the day I smight him, forever I will fight him because he has your love so I fucking spite him.
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Link reblogged from So Damn Relatable Quotes
How I danced when I was their age:
How I dance now:
If I EVER see my kids dancing like them, I will slap them into tomorrow.
(Source: fukcnjaay)
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Photoset reblogged from && The Show Goes On
NO.
O M G
WAIT WHAT i thought you were cool yahoo, i thought you were cool
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Photoset reblogged from When your wildest dreams become your reality
Bahahahaha the kilometer one
Yes we know he was right and we were wrong but HE SHOULD HAVE RESPECT FOR AUTHORITY EVEN IF IT’S DEMONSTRABLY WRONG
(Source: glitterbites)
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It scares me that there’s only 1000 reblogs.
It scares me that there’s only 3000 reblogs.
how old is google?
google is 13 today
(Source: beautiful-br0ken-b0nes)
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Lick Lick
son, that is a strawberry flavored bulbasaur
Willy Wonka decides to be the very best, like no one ever was.
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Man the 90’s were weird.
Its like we got all this new technology and didnt know what to do with it.
the war on drugs has failed.
was i the only one who thought that your head would actually turn into fruit if you ate one because i did and me and a friend got some and we each ate one and then i looked at her and lied and screamed that she looked just like a watermelon and she started crying
You what
(Source: obama-fix-this)
